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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:26
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance